GOOD AFTERNOON SPACE WIENERS,
     well, boys and girls...  Our space travelers are wandering in that scary asteroid belt with the loco space monkeys and their little banana squirt guns.  It appears that boy in a nervous anxiety driven rampage pops open a canister of those "space pills" and swallows another handfull <PLOW> <BLAM> <CRASH>

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boy and girl are captured in the inner depths of a strange cave.  It appears that boy accidentally tied up girl instead of saving her from the monkeys.  Boy opens his eyes in confusion.  His confusion is answered by girl, who kicks him in the ass and tells him he's a retard...

Does boy get better and try to right his wrong? Does girl simmer down and listen to boys escape plans??  Does dog make a special appearance and rescue both dumbasses???  TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!

Hello, Space Cadets...  Bet you couldn't wait for the new wild adventures of Boy and Girl... Well we find our space travelers wandering aimlessly in the outer asteroid belt of Zohn..

A faded sign reflects off of the nearest asteroid from the fading star of Tutzig, while our travelers, in a fog, grow weary from all the  "space pills" they took the night before.  Boy is suddenly jolted from delirium by a loud piercing cry...  a cry so horrible he inexplicably wets on girl...  Girl then accidently knees boy in groin and sooooo starts a wild uproar of laughter.  Then out of the corner of the boy's opened eye he sees to his amazement that there is a monkey.  This monkey appears happy and well mannered UNTIL he flashes the middle finger and pukes up a foul odor neither boy nor girl has ever smelt before. 

Do boy and girl chase this evil monkey to an unknown region of space? Forget about monkey and make passionate love?? Or try and sustain the human race while drenched in urine and foul odors???

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FELLOW SPACE TRAVELERS OR DECIDE WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN NEXT!!!!  TILL THEN, REMEMBER TO ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET WHEN OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY>>>> (or you'll end up like me!)